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It has always been assumed that zombies are mindless killers whose only motivation is to slaughter and devour every living thing on the planet. However, a recent discovery in Africa has uncovered convincing evidence that the hordes of undead are really just hyper-militant animal rights activists who kill people to protect cute critters. I don’t know about you, but I’m having salad for lunch! I guess there’s truth to the old saying, “Go Vegan or get eaten!”

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